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_oiqq.push(['oiq_addPageBrand','Lycos']);
_oiqq.push(['oiq_addPageCat','Internet > Websites']);
_oiqq.push(['oiq_addPageLifecycle','Intend']);
_oiqq.push(['oiq_doTag']);
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_gaq.push(['_setAccount','UA-21402695-19']);
_gaq.push(['_setDomainName','tripod.com']);
_gaq.push(['_setCustomVar',1,'member_name','berniematt',3]);
_gaq.push(['_trackPageview']);
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ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js';
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if (all== '') return false;
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var q = extractQuery(rfr, 'yahoo.com', 'p=');
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q = extractQuery(rfr, '', 'q=');
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if (start == -1) return false;
start += q_param.length;
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if (end == -1) end = full.length;
return unescape(full.substring(start, end)).split(" ").join("+");
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function generateHref(atag, template){
atag.href=template.replace('_MYURL_', window.location.href.replace('http://', '')).replace('_MYTITLE_','Check%20out%20this%20Tripod%20Member%20site!');
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var lycos_onload_timer;
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var cm_host = "tripod.lycos.com";
var cm_taxid = "/memberembedded";
var tripod_member_name = "berniematt";
var tripod_member_page = "berniematt/jokesNG.html";
var tripod_ratings_hash = "1728991666:73862cfafd50c506afffd24d690bedb6";
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var lycos_ad_remote_addr = "209.202.244.9";
var lycos_ad_www_server = "www.tripod.lycos.com";
var lycos_ad_track_small = "";
var lycos_ad_track_served = "";
var lycos_search_query = getQuery();
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<script type="text/javascript" src="https://scripts.lycos.com/catman/init.js"></script>
<script type='text/javascript'>
var googletag = googletag || {};
googletag.cmd = googletag.cmd || [];
(function() {
var gads = document.createElement('script');
gads.async = true;
gads.type = 'text/javascript';
var useSSL = 'https:' == document.location.protocol;
gads.src = (useSSL ? 'https:' : 'http:') +
'//www.googletagservices.com/tag/js/gpt.js';
var node = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0];
node.parentNode.insertBefore(gads, node);
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<script type='text/javascript'>
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googletag.defineSlot('/95963596/TRI_above_728x90_dfp', [728, 90], 'div-gpt-ad-1450204159126-1').addService(googletag.pubads());
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googletag.pubads().enableSingleRequest();
googletag.enableServices();
});
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<script type="text/javascript">
(function(isV)
{
if( !isV )
{
return;
}
var adMgr = new AdManager();
var lycos_prod_set = adMgr.chooseProductSet();
var slots = ["leaderboard", "leaderboard2", "toolbar_image", "toolbar_text", "smallbox", "top_promo", "footer2", "slider"];
var adCat = this.lycos_ad_category;
adMgr.setForcedParam('page', (adCat && adCat.dmoz) ? adCat.dmoz : 'member');
if (this.lycos_search_query)
{
adMgr.setForcedParam("keyword", this.lycos_search_query);
}
else if(adCat && adCat.find_what)
{
adMgr.setForcedParam('keyword', adCat.find_what);
}
for (var s in slots)
{
var slot = slots[s];
if (adMgr.isSlotAvailable(slot))
{
this.lycos_ad[slot] = adMgr.getSlot(slot);
}
}
adMgr.renderHeader();
adMgr.renderFooter();
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var w = 0, h = 0, minimumThreshold = 300;
if (top == self)
{
return true;
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h = window.innerHeight;
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h = document.documentElement.clientHeight;
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{
w = document.body.clientWidth;
h = document.body.clientHeight;
}
return ((w > minimumThreshold) && (h > minimumThreshold));
}())));
window.onload = function()
{
var f = document.getElementById("FooterAd");
var b = document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0];
b.appendChild(f);
f.style.display = "block";
document.getElementById('lycosFooterAdiFrame').src = '/adm/ad/footerAd.iframe.html';
// DOM Inj Ad
(function(isTrellix)
{
var e = document.createElement('iframe');
e.style.border = '0';
e.style.margin = 0;
e.style.display = 'block';
e.style.cssFloat = 'right';
e.style.height = '254px';
e.style.overflow = 'hidden';
e.style.padding = 0;
e.style.width = '300px';
var isBlokedByDomain = function( href )
{
var blockedDomains = [
"ananyaporn13000.tripod.com",
"xxxpornxxx.tripod.com"
];
var flag = false;
for( var i=0; i<blockedDomains.length; i++ )
{
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{
flag = true;
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{
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{
if (n.tagName === 'IFRAME')
{
return false;
}
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getNodesThatHaveComments(n.childNodes[i], pattern);
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{
properNode = areaNodes[i];
break;
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var propertyName = getMetaContent("property") || false;
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{
e.src = '/adm/ad/injectAd.iframe.html';
properNode.insertBefore(e, properNode.firstChild);
}
else if( isTrellix && !( properNode ) ) // Slap the ad eventhought there is no alocated slot
{
e.src = '/adm/ad/injectAd.iframe.html';
e.style.cssFloat = 'none';
var cdiv = document.createElement('div');
cdiv.style = "width:300px;margin:10px auto;";
cdiv.appendChild( e );
b.insertBefore(cdiv, b.lastChild);
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injF.style.margin = 0;
injF.style.display = 'block';
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injF.style.overflow = 'hidden';
injF.style.padding = 0;
injF.style.width = '300px';
injF.src = '/adm/ad/injectAd.iframe.html';
if( b && ( !isTrellix || ( typeof isTrellix == "undefined" ) ) ) // All other tripod props
{
var cdiv = document.createElement('div');
cdiv.style = "width:300px;margin:10px auto;";
cdiv.appendChild( injF );
b.insertBefore(cdiv, b.lastChild);
}
}
}( document.isTrellix ));
}
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padding: 0 8px;
box-sizing: border-box;
background: #F4F2E9;
border: 1px solid #BBB8B8;
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color 300ms ease;
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width: 100%;
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border-color: #A2D054;
background-color: #fff;
box-shadow: 0 0px 12px -4px #A2D054;
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position: absolute;
top: 1px;
right: 1px;
opacity: 1;
background: #DFDCCF;
color: #463734;
width: 125px;
cursor: pointer;
height: 38px;
border: none;
}
form#header_search input[type="text"]:focus ~ input[type='button']:hover,
form#header_search input[type='button']:hover {
background-color: #A5CE56;
color: #fff;
}
form#header_search input[type="text"]:focus ~ input[type='button'] {
background-color: #52AEDF;
color: #fff;
}
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<script>
function searchit(){
// determine environment
var search_env
if (lycos_ad_www_server.indexOf(".pd.") > -1) {
search_env = 'http://search51.pd.lycos.com/a/';
} else if (lycos_ad_www_server.indexOf(".qa.") > -1) {
search_env = 'http://search51.qa.lycos.com/a/';
} else {
search_env = 'http://search51.lycos.com/a/';
}
var search_term = encodeURIComponent(document.search.search2.value)
var search_url = search_env+search_term;
window.open(search_url);
return false
}
</script-->
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.adCenterClass{margin:0 auto}
</style>
<div id="tb_ad" class="adCenterClass" style="display:block!important; overflow:hidden; width:916px;">
<div id="ad_container" style="display:block!important; float:left; width:728px ">
<script type="text/javascript">
if (typeof lycos_ad !== "undefined" && "leaderboard" in lycos_ad) {
document.write(lycos_ad['leaderboard']);
}
</script>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<script type="text/javascript">
if (typeof lycos_ad !== "undefined" && "slider" in lycos_ad) {
document.write(lycos_ad['slider']);
}
</script> <!-- added 7/22 -->
<div id="FooterAd" style="background:#DFDCCF; border-top:1px solid #393939; clear:both; display:none; width:100%!important; position:relative; z-index:999999!important; height:90px!important">
<div class="adCenterClass" style="display:block!important; overflow:hidden; width:916px;">
<div id="footerAd_container" style="display:block!important; float:left; width:728px">
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</div>
</div>
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